Hyperactive 4 year old boy (well known to our Urgent Care): *going completely bonker-nuts in the exam room, non-stop screaming and laughing, running into the walls, throwing exam gloves around — basically acting WAY worse than his usual hellacious self*
Mother: *sits calmly, looking at her phone, raising not one finger to slow down the destruction*
Cranquis: *sits staring at both of them, truly amazed, waiting to see just how long this can go on*
Cranquis: He’s, uh, pretty hyper tonight.
Mother: *not looking up from phone* Oh, it’s probably the coffee.
Cranquis: What? Why was he drinking coffee?
Mother: *eye-rolling sigh* Be-CAUSE, you guys have that free coffee dispenser in the waiting room, so how do you expect me to keep him from drinking it?
You’re mistaken, my wife will not be a grey face.
My future wife is reading this, just say hello already? It would make things so much easier.
BP 98/56 (70)
TRACHE 5.5 CUFFED
Filter CVVH 2.4 litre exchange.
Running even balance.
Blood pump 240mls/min .
Access pressure -41 mmhg
Return pressure 105 mmhg
Membrane pressure 106 mmhg
Pressure drop 108 mmhg