justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

TSK: Parental authority, abdicated

cranquis:

Hyperactive 4 year old boy (well known to our Urgent Care): *going completely bonker-nuts in the exam room, non-stop screaming and laughing, running into the walls, throwing exam gloves around — basically acting WAY worse than his usual hellacious self*

Mother: *sits calmly, looking at her phone, raising not one finger to slow down the destruction*

Cranquis: *sits staring at both of them, truly amazed, waiting to see just how long this can go on*

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Cranquis: He’s, uh, pretty hyper tonight.

Mother: *not looking up from phone* Oh, it’s probably the coffee.

Cranquis: What? Why was he drinking coffee?

Mother: *eye-rolling sigh* Be-CAUSE, you guys have that free coffee dispenser in the waiting room, so how do you expect me to keep him from drinking it?

Cranquis: 

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Salem was the sassiest motherhugger on the planet.

My spirit animal.

this is great

celestiol:

Annular Eclipse at Roppongi (Tokyo) | by KoZa

celestiol:

Annular Eclipse at Roppongi (Tokyo) | by KoZa

Angelica, ain’t that the truth!

hello ;) — Asked by Anonymous

Hi!

You’re mistaken, my wife will not be a grey face.

If,

My future wife is reading this, just say hello already? It would make things so much easier.

Last official shift before university,  the rainy God is unhappy about this it seems!

Last official shift before university, the rainy God is unhappy about this it seems!

Night shift snapshot:

HR 133
Sats 100%
BP 98/56 (70)
ETCO2 3.6
RESP 22

TRACHE 5.5 CUFFED
TV 316mls
MV 7.17ltrs
BIPAP 16/8
30% FIO2

Filter CVVH 2.4 litre exchange.
Running even balance.
Phosphate supplemented.
K+ bags

Blood pump 240mls/min .
Access pressure -41 mmhg
Return pressure 105 mmhg
Membrane pressure 106 mmhg
Pressure drop 108 mmhg

It is throwback Monday.
Which is not a thing,  but see if I care.

It is throwback Monday.
Which is not a thing, but see if I care.

wannajoke:

Daenerys Disapproves

wannajoke:

Daenerys Disapproves